Dr Joanne Williams: Sure, why not? The atmosphere ranges from stiffly formal to friendly to muted fury, but any actual bad behaviour gets a stern ticking off from the election officials. There's up to about 10 supporters of each in the hall with them.

The best thing about British democracy is when the actual head of government has to stand in a leisure centre at 5 am beside a guy with a bin on his head to find out if he still has a job.

They make the candidates hang out together while waiting for the results?

Sure, why not? The atmosphere ranges from stiffly formal to friendly to muted fury, but any actual bad behaviour gets a stern ticking off from the election officials. There's up to about 10 supporters of each in the hall with them.

So if the count is taking too long, they can set up a football tournament to pass the time, is what I'm hearing.

Does Count Binface have 10 supporters? Who are they?

Did you hear his platform? It is rock solid.

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