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@jstrassburg.bsky.social

Computer worker. Failed astronaut. Music stuff - guitar / tube amps pedals.
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Is there a gas #grill that can hit 500 degrees F in under five minutes?
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Just a terrible idea to name your boat this
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What if, instead of AI augmented search engines, we just made the search engines better by returning the results the user is searching for (instead of ad-stuffing the results)?
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My wife mixes Arnold Palmers in reused water bottles and they resemble the Amazon driver piss bottles I’ve seen discarded on the sides of roads.
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RIP legend
The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea.
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Nobody gives a rat's fuck ass what's new in your app. You updated it for security bugs. fuck off.
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Why is it called linting and not righting code?
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Hot take: That meeting probably shouldn’t be an email either.
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I ate a _lot_ of garlic for dinner.
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This fall... Get ready... For... OLD BALLS 2 - The Musical!
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Biden quoted David Berman⁉️
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That’s quite a change for two days:
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I 502’d so hard today you guys.
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If you like what #trump says, I have bad news:
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Kid Rock would be rolling in his grave if he were dead. #NFLPlayoffs
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Well they call me "William the Pleaser" I sold opium, fireworks, and lead Now I'm telling my troubles to strangers When the shadows get long, I'll be dead - Tom Waits
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How do people like to catch flamingos like this and just miss those stone dead eyes?
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I will suggest that, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, might hold the record for most use of anus in text. Perhaps a medical book about the anus can contend.
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All in my driveway shoveling snow:
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I just punched myself in the mouth playing with my dog. I’m bleeding. Dog is ok!
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There is no such thing as a “free speech platform” because freedom of speech doesn’t entitle one to a platform. If it’s a platform for nazis, just say that. Don’t hide that fact behind free speech.
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Hardware store parking lots are a master class in small dick energy. Rows upon rows of poorly parked monster trucks.
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You can’t pretend to love the #constitution and then ignore the parts that negatively affect you. It’s not the #Bible.
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Well, shit. The same day I found out a teacher in my African American kid's school district was suspended for using the N-word, my son reports a schoolmate for saying, "I don't like African Americans," on #Fortnite #ForkKnife #SporkFife
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A book, a drink, and an Oxford comma for those who celebrate.