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Computer worker. Failed astronaut. Music stuff - guitar / tube amps pedals.

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Shout out to this dude from the @npr #Juvenile #tinydesk :

Is there a gas #grill that can hit 500 degrees F in under five minutes?

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Just a terrible idea to name your boat this

What if, instead of AI augmented search engines, we just made the search engines better by returning the results the user is searching for (instead of ad-stuffing the results)?

My wife mixes Arnold Palmers in reused water bottles and they resemble the Amazon driver piss bottles I’ve seen discarded on the sides of roads.

RIP legend

The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea.

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward

Shellac in MKE was my last show before the 2020 shutdown. That their new album is scheduled to be released next week is especially sad. Quite a legacy he leaves nonetheless.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

But, has Eric Clapton finally disgraced himself enough for Weird Al to do Beers in Heaven? 🤞🤞🤞

Nobody gives a rat's fuck ass what's new in your app. You updated it for security bugs. fuck off.

Just doing some #data-science on #beer :

Why is it called linting and not righting code?

Hot take: That meeting probably shouldn’t be an email either.

This gift bag:

I ate a _lot_ of garlic for dinner.

This fall... Get ready... For... OLD BALLS 2 - The Musical!

I forgot the ALT TEXT! ALT TEXT = OLD BALLS 2

Biden quoted David Berman⁉️

sold - damn!

That’s quite a change for two days:

I 502’d so hard today you guys.

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a pleasing stream of the old rancid

If you like what #trump says, I have bad news:

ha - #freespeech

Kid Rock would be rolling in his grave if he were dead. #NFLPlayoffs

Well they call me "William the Pleaser" I sold opium, fireworks, and lead Now I'm telling my troubles to strangers When the shadows get long, I'll be dead - Tom Waits

How do people like to catch flamingos like this and just miss those stone dead eyes?

I will suggest that, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, might hold the record for most use of anus in text. Perhaps a medical book about the anus can contend.

All in my driveway shoveling snow:

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