Hotel California — but only if Trump wins & we all enter a suicide pact. Otherwise, the Kars 4 Kids jingle, the only tune ever written that's more obnoxious, lyrically AND melodically, than The Star Spangled Banner. My real preference? Star Spangled Banner, but as played by Hendrix at Woodstock.
You have to pick a new national anthem for the US, but it has to be a song that plays at least once a week on your city's equivalent of Jack-FM (a sort of all-purpose "top 40 from 1970 to 2010" station, skewing rock but not averse to pop/R&B/etc.).
Gonna have to disagree with there, good friend Jerry. DDDDcheap is a cute little ditty with nothing at all going on musically. I love AD/DC but that's a throwaway number. Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner, at dawn, at Woodstock, is, in context, a profound work of patriotic art, and no, I'm not joking.
OK, OK, I meant "AC/DC" *not* AD/DC. When, oh when, will I learn that the 3 seconds it takes to proofread a tweet before posting it is time well spent.
