One day, Taylor Lorenz is going to figure out how to get mad about things that haven't happened to her, specifically, and oh boy is that going to be special
How on Earth does a woman make it to (a) her late 30s and (b) the pages of a major newspaper while still operating on the precocious-16-year-old assumption that the world revolves around her and her ability to transcribe feelings about being herself? I know the answer is "rich parents," but still.