Katie Tightpussy: [joe biden voice] now what my fellow compatriot across the aisle is forgetting is that when you go bobbing for apples, you have to make sure you're actually getting apples. when the barrel is full of peaches then you won't have any luck finding apples, and that's what we're trying to solve today.

[donald trump voice] let me tell you folks, katie tightpussy? she's pure evil! nothing but evil evil evil, that's what i say. she's a nasty, nasty woman. what kind of name is that anyway? i call her Krooked Katie, Krooked Katie that's what i call her. she's got some of the worst posts on the website

Okay and your minute is up President Biden, your response?

[joe biden voice] now what my fellow compatriot across the aisle is forgetting is that when you go bobbing for apples, you have to make sure you're actually getting apples. when the barrel is full of peaches then you won't have any luck finding apples, and that's what we're trying to solve today.

Too coherent. Needs more "…anyways"

in my defense this is 2020 biden

i know this is somehow his way of making a transphobic analogy

he's getting there but i ran out of characters

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