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Yooberz 🍀

@yooberz.postes.club

papupi

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he/him
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"mildly interesting"
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Absconding with your genital
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[joe biden voice] now what my fellow compatriot across the aisle is forgetting is that when you go bobbing for apples, you have to make sure you're actually getting apples. when the barrel is full of peaches then you won't have any luck finding apples, and that's what we're trying to solve today.
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wearing a cup in the club so my thing doesn’t get hurted
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Long time no see
Sexually Suggestive
Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service
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they did surgery on a grarpe
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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Actually no, let's do this; it would be Good, Actually
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there should be a way to reset my follower and following count to 0 i should literally be able to prestiege, the website should play a little guitar riff for me and i should unlock some new cosmetic option, i should be able to keep all my posts and just let people find me again
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Important addendum: he has a toasty golden butt
My friend went to an anime convention and got me a little dumpling man
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Did I ever tell you about the time I found a musket ball deep in the pith of a white pine? Well settle down on yonder stump, shoestring. Here’s some strong water
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livery inspiration from @autumnsd.bsky.social πŸ—‘οΈ
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doodled a good lad I saw cramming all the blueberrs into their maw
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We live in a dictatorship πŸ˜”
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my butt bones are shattered
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Light on flavor, not on calories
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Looking forward to seeing what kind of hijinx everyone gets up to today
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when i get a reply like this thats how i know ive cast off the ten thousand things and my spirit is unconfined and unobstructed in the course
Hey babe I’m sorry. Yeah I’m gonna be late. Marissa Walmart Dog is gonna eat me. I’m not sure babe. Yeah you should cancel the reservation
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[Mexican soccer announcer right after cumming] GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[british soccer announcer right after cumming] wow. that was absolutely brilliant