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Julia

@juliafnp.bsky.social

Philly exile; PNW inhabitant; nurse practitioner; mother of teenagers (and ducks)
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Spending over an hour simmering a recipe that said total cooking time of 25 minutes
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Sibling love is the 14 year asking if we can get general tso chicken the night that the 17 got his wisdom teeth out 🙄
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I think my apple calendar is just making shit up
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Unifying the country in how much they hate your VP pick
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What the absolute fuck is this dangerous nonsense?
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Anyway, despite being terminally on-line, I’ve been having a little escape up near Winthrop
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I think it’s rich that suddenly there is a call to tone down the violent political rhetoric, given this has been going on for 16 years now (tea party anyone) and pretty much universally coming from one party (not the democrats)
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Can’t put down how I actually feel right now; don’t want to end up on the enemies of the state list
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What’s the level of unprecedented times that we have reached?
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Anyway, I’m going to enjoy this view and pretend that some of you aren’t absolute trash
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Why do some people have ruin everything nice?
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Google maps warning us about an upcoming speed trap when we cruising along at a speedy 15 mph
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When it comes to opinions on U.S. voting, I can tell the type of people who know how to get things done verses those who get distracted by everything around them so much that they get nothing done. On this subject, there’s no magic bullet. Change tends to happen in *increments* with work.
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No, apple alert- waking up at 5:30 AM is not the secret to happiness
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Reading about the Malvern middle schoolers who were posting fake TikTok accounts as their teachers, and I’m not a kids these days kind of person, but it’s also like wtf is wrong with some people
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Everything is hot and about to be on fire, but there’s also a game show where contestants get knocked into water by giant yellow balls - Quiz with Balls
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If you want an outside provider to get back to you please provide a phone number that doesn’t require them to wait on-hold in the patient queue
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So excited that I get to complete my yearly compliance video on hand hygiene.
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Glad to see France still remembers that fascism is bad
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Ducks are deeply unserious
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Someone was shooting off fireworks at 4 am this morning, so I’m pretty much out of fucks to give right now.
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In an attempt to make our yard less attractive to rodents, we got this feeder that the ducks step on a lever to access. They are such messy eaters that I don’t know if it helps, but it’s kind of cool how fast the ducks figured it out
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Ice cream truck was out today was playing Christmas carols like some sort of demon lure from the hell mouth
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Did not need to see that RFK jr photo today or ever. Man is deeply disturbed
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lol Supreme Court is really showed their whole ass this season