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You, too, can preorder the #1 new release in Essays. Those who have done so have reported a 170% increase in vigor and a 500% increase in vim. Their corn grows rapidly, their corns shrink. Order it in paperback (signed, if it please you) or eBook. Link: www.schulerbooks.com/very-fine-pe...
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Folk's, that is a 500% increase in vim, you just aren't going to get that offer anywhere else. Do you know how hard it is to get your hands on vim in 2024, it's practically impossible.
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“You wouldn’t download a vim” oh yeah? Watch me
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don't do it you mad fool; that's unsourced vim
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I like my downloads like I like my journalism 😤
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I only consume the finest vim. But there's always room for a bit more.
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okay but talk to me about verve
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Looking forward to getting this at my local bookstore!
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Planning to reorder personalized one, trying to think of the appropriate Lord Julius quote to ask for.
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Why did the ear of corn open a nightclub?
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Because it was using vim, and bumped it's keyboard as it sat down.