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jeff

@jvdgoot.bsky.social

queer autistic enby | they/them | thats my cat luna!! | loves penguins & owls | mostly f1, video game, movies & cat posts
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Watching a 35MM scan version of Empire Strikes Back I acquired on the high seas and this movie still owns bones, I’m sorry.
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We can make cars look like hot dogs and garbage cans look like rocks. There are reasons we still use consistent visual design languages when creating otherwise utilitarian objects: because if non-drivers need to be told that something is a vehicle, it doesn't count as one.
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Also… Is Sabrina related to John? I like to imagine they are.
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It’s Ari Aster’s birthday today and he’s turning the same age as I will be in a couple of weeks. And have I directed 3 killer movies? No I haven’t.
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Jar-Jar Binks Lollipop (1999-1999): A promotional item for "Star Wars: Episode I", this candy featured the plastic likeness of character Jar-Jar Binks, whose mouth opened to reveal a retractable strawberry-flavored sucker, shaped and textured like his tongue. Delightful.
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you see your pets twitching their little limbs in their sleep and say to your partner "look, it is running through a field in its sleep", you are wrong: your pet is in a casino: throwing dice, playing slots and video poker, walking on two legs and betting large on a blackjack table
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Things I Googled Today For D&D Prep: - "FedEx" - "french lamp post"
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watching a stream of dot hack infection, which was not a great jrpg but was an extremely formative one for me back in 2002, and learning some things about the lore of the world of dot hack
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I had my vegetables (watched a gay indie film) now im allowed my trash (watch more acolyte)
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Welp it happened again. Russian T90 tank this time.
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Rude! Luna was washing herself on the couch, I sat down next to her and she moved to the totally opposite side.
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I wish I could relax like this
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I don’t know if anyone had it on their bingo cards but the movie im watching uses a haunting version of the fucking Tetris Theme. (Latency (2024))
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My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.
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I’m tired. Evidence: almost swallowed an AirPod instead of my meds. They’re both white!!
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Timed how long it took for the bus to arrive from when I got to the stop and the electronic sign said it was “2 minutes away” the entire time
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We really need to talk a lot more about the consequences of consolidation of media, what it means to have so much of our cultural history in so few hands, AND that they are the hands of the obscenely wealthy. It's not good.
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Getting irrationally annoyed at Disney+ subtitles saying “spacetroopers” instead of “stormtroopers”
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i don't think i implemented my status bar right
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I love going to the cinema to see movies because with my ADHD it means I HAVE to pay attention and I can’t pause it to look at my phone
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Wait Ramona Flowers and Obi-Wan Kenobi are married???
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ouderen zijn in toenemende mate het slachtoffer van oplichting door nepagenten en dat frustreert de politie niet zozeer omdat ouderen het slachtoffer zijn van een misdaad maar vooral omdat ouderen agenten niet meer klakkeloos gehoorzamen www.omropfryslan.nl/nl/nieuws/16...
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Why do they call them “boomer shooters” when “doomer shooters” is right there
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Watching Wizard of Oz for the first time and these Munchkins are fucking goose stepping??