Also it's really funny that Lee Greenwood, the guy who wrote "proud to be an american," the most patriotic song to ever stain radio waves, has been married four times. Nobody tell the Heritage foundation ya'll.
I've noticed a lot of conservatives who really hammer on the whole "family values/traditional marriage" bit have been divorced, often multiple times.
I'd say it's as if they don't really believe the bullshit they sling, but I'm sure being awful, unlovable people factors in there too.
