The thing was my grandma was married to a dude in the military but she was underage (ew) and was like, "Nah, St. Paul has elite passive-aggressive behavior. Imma stay here. Til I go to Minneapolis. "
Also hilarious are people like "I have a passport to Haiti if I want it"
Oh, okay, so you just want a change of scenery but the US made a mess here vibe.