a failson, an Iraq war monger, a Syrian airstrikes enjoyer, and an Israeli ceasefire abstainer walk into the job of Secretary of State for Northern Ireland with a fond reverence for the Good Friday Agreement
his first speech went something like "I have read the Belfast Agreement and there is no mandate for "better things", and anyway we have to fix all the problems that make this the most deprived region of the UK" and I'm like huh, I wonder why that is, guess we'll never know
