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WE ARE BACK
this five minute recess has, at this point, been going on for approximately fifty-three minutes
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judge: the court has had an opportunity to reflect, mr steel please take the podium with your attorneys judge: i have made a clarification to the order of contempt. I am holding you for summary criminal contempt
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judge: you are to be held in jail for twenty days (!!!) consisting of every weekend for the next ten weeks (!!!!!!!) steel: can I be with mr. williams during the weekend so we can prepare our case? judge: i will talk with our sheriff and we'll see if we can work that out
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judge: that's it everyone, everyone is gonna get a copy of the order, have a good one new lawyers: we are appealing the _hell_ out of this judge: yeah i know
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judge: ok where's the witness we were dealing with counsel: we uh don't know judge: welp other counsel: can I get the transcript of that ex parte hearing? I need it for cross judge: no counsel: okay but that's bad judge: i said what i said
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judge: anyone have anything else? every single defense counsel: we really really need that transcript, also the admissions, also the audiotape, also whatever it is you gave him, also everything else we can name in a frantic attempt to preserve for appeal judge: uh huh, i heard you the first time
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the state: ok for the record nothing discussed in that ex parte hearing has anything to do with any of these parties or anything they're a party to so they don't get the record defense counsels: um he is a sworn in witness in this very fucking trial?! judge: you're not getting the transcript la la
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judge: okay we're in recess, everyone go home kathryn: what the deep fried fuck
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That’s like… several mistrials stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat, right?
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i am so far out of my depth here I just saw part of the imploded submersible float by
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Ah. That may, to be fair, be somewhat shallower than the location of some of those actively involved.
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Writers for Law & Order: "Pfft, that's ridiculous nobody would believe that. Dump the script and fire anyone involved in writing that episode"
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They'll do it. As soon as that transcript comes out we'll have that episode in three weeks.
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I'm stealing this line. xo
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does the judge have a white bronco
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Definitely. There was a mistrial ask out of the gate on this one. Multiple trench coats have been populated.
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Have you seen Glanville yet?
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...but was IT wearing the trench coat?
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take your prize, you’ve earned it
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This does not, I think, distinguish you from anyone in that courtroom.
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Every question I have at this point I know will be answered with, "I am not a lawyer and don't do work in Georgia." I was in shock, I can't imagine weight it must have been live having more knowledge about how things are supposed to work.