katie dzwierzynski

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“too wholesome to be fun trouble," according to hinge user pat

yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns. no to vegetables and cold weather. news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er; go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)

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i love this

it's giving "dad who is really ready for the family holiday gathering to be over"

he's really no longer enjoying this.

buddy i am here to blow your mind

that doesn't look like an appropriate outfit for a medical setting

as is summer tradition, i have ordered a whole lemon cake from portillos

i just came across the dating app profile of a 30-year-old man whose first two pictures were from when he played college football and baseball that timeline for using those ended years ago, pal

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jd vance sounds like a guy the reds call up from the minors when their season is effectively over and they just need a guy to take a roster spot

regrettably, i underestimated how drippy everything would be post-downpour and came out to walk bentley in a white t-shirt

where did this absolute downpour come from

no matter how many of these shoe commercials i see, the only hey dude i recognize is the 90s nickelodeon show

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jd vance sounds like a guy the reds call up from the minors when their season is effectively over and they just need a guy to take a roster spot

now i would never accuse this man of being intelligent, but this is a choice given the entire premise of the song and what happened the other day

Jason Aldean Dedicates ‘Try That in a Small Town’ to Former President Trump After Assassination Attemptvariety.com Jason Aldean dedicated his controversial song 'Try That in a Small Town' to former President Trump after Saturday's assassination attempt.

my friends and i have reached the "sending celeb news stories to the group gchat" portion of the afternoon at work

my friends and i have reached the "sending celeb news stories" to the group gchat portion of the afternoon at work

today, at my job that involves editing stories about news in the fast food industry, my worlds collide

ngl trump just falling asleep at stuff when he's bored or whatever is the most relatable thing about him signed, someone who used a lot of college classrooms as somewhere to nap

i just saw video of people sheltering at o'hare earlier and while obviously they had to because tornado, i would LOSE MY MIND

would any of you be surprised that during however long the scary weather was happening, i was watching frasier (with the local news streaming on my computer)

anyway i think that's enough of tornado weather for a long time, chicago

status update for everyone who checked in on our safety: it’s snuggles o’clock

just want this weather to know bentley is DISGRUNTLED

just heard a meteorologist say, "basically this is like a fast-moving hurricane" very normal and fine for illinois and indiana

well that was a fun five minutes, now we can go back to sitting in bed watching tv and listen to the downpour outside

alright i guess we'll go be in the bathroom just in case

oh bless our tornado warning expired

just want this weather to know bentley is DISGRUNTLED

alright i guess we'll go be in the bathroom just in case

bentley finally calmed down so i would love to not have to wake him up to go sit in the bathtub

a tornado in the loop is not really something i ever expected but apparently it's happening