Zack Bornstein

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Zack Bornstein

@zackbornstein.bsky.social

Emmy-losing Writer/Director (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, #StrangePlanet, @NewYorker)
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At the end of the day, we are all Americans. Sure, we have differences on policy. One side wants to give everyone healthcare and good wages. The other wants to create a white Christian ethnostate where the president can legally assassinate anyone at will. But we are not enemies.
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Just from a story perspective, Trump not dying of Covid will go down as the greatest failure of narrative structure in history
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not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time
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(me flirting with the Babadook) So is there a Babaduchess?
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CNN: Trump guilty NBC: Trump guilty ABC: Trump guilty FOX:
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Gotta hand it to Trump on winning his first popular vote
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BREAKING: Donald Trump becomes the first actor from Home Alone 2 to be convicted of 34 felonies stemming from hush money payments to a porn star
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To optimize good sleep before bed: -Take a hot bath -Get blackout curtains -Watch 200 4-second videos 3 inches from your face -Practice deep breathing
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the two types of guys you meet in Austin
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I’m no political analyst, but I feel like if a judge had ordered Biden to pay $83 million to a woman he raped last week, we’d still be talking about it
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She did it. She got Fox News to care about carbon emissions
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damn that’s crazy i wonder if they went through any germ-based mass trauma that defined their formative years
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Anytime you’re wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host who committed 91 felonies in office appointed one third of the Supreme Court
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Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand
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i just wanna congratulate all of you on making it through 2020 again this year
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Hot Girl Summer is over. It’s Divorce Lawyer Autumn.
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BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani to challenge Jan 6 indictment all the way up to the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott
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BREAKING: Donald Trump becomes only the third actor from Home Alone 2 to be indicted after Donald Trump and Donald Trump
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is it a good thing or a bad thing that our government is being run by gently alive corpses
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Elon’s story is an inspiring reminder that as long as your dad owns an apartheid emerald mine, you too can become the biggest loser on earth
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Lmao what kind of wiley e coyote ass painted tunnel on a wall scheme is this
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me on twitter vs me on bluesky
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You simply must admire the fact that Elon could do anything he wants every minute for the rest of his life, but instead he dutifully logs in every morning to get kicked in the dick and balls all day by his $44 billion group thread.
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can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull
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If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host indicted for felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court