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Kealeen The Griff

@kealeen.bsky.social

Never assume you're the smartest person in the room. Political punk, podcaster, comedy evangelist. Complicated cancer survivor. Still healing. Cishet She/Her. If you’re not a Fascist/Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe/Transphobe/Xenophobe/Antisemite, we’re cool.
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Ummm…check the face on his armour 🤯 (Also, I went on a date to see Gladiator rather than going to senior prom, and I have zero regrets.)
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Post a frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack if you'd like.
Post a frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack if you'd like.
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This is the face of a woman who knows she won the popular vote 🙌🏼
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Why does the candlelight reflection make it look like I have dragon fire next to my TV?
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Okay, does Connections know my Netflix viewing habits?
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She always parks it on my lap when I need to get up.
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Michelle fully sprouted a new leaf today! I’m so proud of her.
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My grandfather would have been 126 years old today. I have no memory of him, but have always felt the absence of his amazing presence. He allegedly said about me, “She’s an original.” I’m still trying to live up to that, grandpa.
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I came home to a hostile situation.
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The G7 has announced the cast of the next Knives Out film.
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My dog was the ultimate diva, and definitely influenced how my cats are coquettish yet ultimately in need of human approval. I think it was because she was the runt of her litter, but ended up being larger and more distinct looking than all of them. A wonderful contradiction on four legs.
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Forever My President, and The King of New York.
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Guys, this is 100% a real thing that exists. I was too stunned by the Shatner of it all to even snort-laugh. The audacity is awe-inspiring.
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They’re still playing coy like Cillian is “just a producer” at the moment.
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Sometimes I actually follow through with my intentions.
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The Greta Garbo of the household (White Sox) finally and very briefly sat for a photograph.
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I dunno, this is also a contender.
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Oh HELL YES! And on the worst day of the week 🙌🏼
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Disturbing (and it IS disturbing) age gap aside, you cannot ignore that Kiedis has Botoxed himself into a Benedict Cumberbatch SNL character.
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I heard there’s an opening on the Bluesky board.
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“In another life, where we are both cats.”