M. O’Lybdenum

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M. O’Lybdenum

@perchorin.bsky.social

Live in Northern Virginia but have been all over. Spent 14 years in Korea. Had cancer 3 times but am “ok” now. Gen X. Love cats. Will post about anything. Like to tell stories. My mom thinks I’m hilarious. My wife, not so much. ~Geography Bee Finalist~
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No more daytime soccer finally got to me, so I’ve subscribed to MLB audio just to have something playing in the background most days. It’s both hilarious and sad that one of the most played ads they seem to have are for a family law firm that specializes in representing men in divorce cases.
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There must be a bug in his dish because he’s been staring silently at his empty bowl like that for a good five minutes. Yes, he just ate lunch.
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I don’t think there’s anything I’ve lost more interest in between childhood and middle age than everything regarding a professional sports’ all-star game.
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Today's hilarious animal is this freshly shorn alpaca
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More on one of baseball's less appreciated Dubious Achievement awards.
This edition brings such an important update that I was compelled to make it free, because everyone deserves to know that Manny Machado in recent weeks has became a threat to break the all-time record for grounding into double plays. @ibwaa.bsky.social
Double Play Update!open.substack.com We’re making this one free today, folks, because this edition is of vital importance to baseball fans everywhere and American society in general. Everyone needs to be aware of this, and paywalls shall...
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🎶When the moon hits your guy who’s dressed like samurai, that’s-a more ai🎶
Monday Thougts 🙏 🧘‍♂️ 🧠
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The name Brent is short for Brentanyl.
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You guys, this is a real sign
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We should have used Bill Durham for more meme templates.
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Passed a local live music venue, they had a band named “Gondwana” up on the marquee and it made me sad. No matter how successful that group may be, you know they’re destined to break up.
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Pontiac Vibe with the “don’t tread on me” plates is a whole, well, vibe.
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He’s one of our own🎶 #SAFC
Study for a Portrait, by Francis Bacon, 1952, 📸 via @MenInBlazers
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Not a joke the libertarian group in the 4th of July parade is directly behind the high school dance team
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Oh wow! Whole thing is on youtube, with (really distracting but useful) subtitles.
Incubus 1966www.youtube.com YouTube video by Finispshellnut
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TIL there’s a 1966 surrealist horror movie filmed entirely in (apparently very poor, quickly phonetically learned) Esperanto and starring William Shatner. I can’t even wrap my head around how bad this must be! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus...
Incubus (1966 film) - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
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(showing off my collection of bond VHS tapes) anyway here's thunderball
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Found out via Instagram that President Biden awarded the Medal of Honor to a couple of Civil War soldiers today. Will look their stories up later but I love the possibility this was done at least in part as a subtle “fuck you” to our current crop of white supremacists. Continue to eat shit, losers.
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Already have a white Boomer lady in our Nextdoor replying to every post about “crime” (which is exclusively assumed to be perpetrated by non-whites because, Nextdoor) with “Nov 5 is coming soon” & when anyone asks what will happen then she replies “you’ll see.” These fascist cunts want/expect blood.
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