Keith Decent

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Former karaoke DJ, Former Zamboni Driver, Former Former Artist

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This is gonna sound fake, but I’m older than credit scores. I’m a millennial I was watching Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers after school before Credit Scores existed

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When you see a Cybertruck IRL and it’s like it’s a knockoff version of its own potential It set out to do a thing, and instead became a satire of that thing, but no one ever did that thing It’s a parody of a fiction, an inverted farce It’s an outside joke

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hmm Sting is blue, Goblins are near.

This is gonna sound fake, but I’m older than credit scores. I’m a millennial I was watching Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers after school before Credit Scores existed

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Blue 2017 - ink over acrylics on discarded wood Untermeyer Gardens is my favorite place on earth, Ive painted it multiple times. Being able to manipulate perspective and color in order to portray how it feels be how it looks culminated in this painting, my favorite of the series I did on the park

Doesn’t feel like newspapers need opinion sections anymore. We have the internet, we already know everyone’s opinions on everything

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I literally love and hate Wordpress sometimes. I mainly love the challenge of putting puzzle pieces together bc whatever you think you want to do can absolutely be done. I hate the confusion of figuring out the pieces tho. It can really take WEEKS.

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every time you stop making sense David Byrne’s suit grows 2 sizes

Guestbooks in 2024 would be absolutely wild

take me the fuck back to when the web looked like shit like i miss the fuck out of that

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Orange 2016 - ink over acrylic on trash wood Painted this after my first trip to Boston for an event. Couldn’t get over how gorgeous the river and bridge were 1: Final 2: light field under-painting 3: a reference photo #art

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This is Gus. She’s a big ol mush

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I put the “Shit Don’t Fit” safety flags up in my shop. Grab one if you want before I make a reel for them and sell out: www.keithdecent.com/shop/SHIT-DO... #bsnm 🧶 #diy

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I sigh heavily as I lower myself from the improvised hammock to the steel catwalk, and shuffle over to the panel “1 more year and I can retire.” My palm finds its place on the worn, handle. Leaning hard, I throw the switch Neon lights pour over the rooftops, flashing “The Dems are in Disarray”

Tonight I’m learning that every UK candidate was named by George Lucas

What exactly the fuck is going on

This evil motherfucker just lost and this is what he had to stand next to for it

Me reading every post about the UK elections like

No one ever keeps track of the days by scratching hashes into the wall of a place they enjoy being

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Green 2017 - ink over acrylic on plywood (17” x 22”) This is a real ruin on a real island that I used to live near. The pole is actually part of the massive “Constellation” art installation by Melissa McGill.

My mom is sending me videos of fireworks over the lake they’re staying at and the audio is just her complaining about how much worse they look through the phone camera and that pretty much sums that up

This is Gus. She’s a big ol mush

I put the “Shit Don’t Fit” safety flags up in my shop. Grab one if you want before I make a reel for them and sell out: www.keithdecent.com/shop/SHIT-DO... #bsnm 🧶 #diy

It’s a great day to be the worst guy in your neighborhood

Ok time to put the dopamine machine into “drip” mode and get back to work

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Red 2017 - ink over acrylic on found wood Disrespecting the rules of perspective in landscapes is fun and really helps to drive home the vibes/uneasiness in which I sometimes see the world #art

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Yellow 2016 - ink over acrylic on garbage wood Still one of my favorite skies I’ve ever painted

Red 2017 - ink over acrylic on found wood Disrespecting the rules of perspective in landscapes is fun and really helps to drive home the vibes/uneasiness in which I sometimes see the world #art