kenny gesserit 🦝

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I’m just KEN
anywhere else I’d be a Ken

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I think Benis Pemps is the one funny thing to come out of AI. Just pure comedy heaven for me

this is my politics

Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION! He’s an abomination of AI, your honor. Benis Pemps:

Benis Pemps 😎

i'd like to thank bing image creator for taking absolute gibberish and giving me my new favorite character, Benis Pemps.

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Big fan of this cauliflower dog at the new doctors

Just caught up on that wreckers thing and all I’m gonna say is I’m gonna trust the guy who constantly calls out insane big account behavior over a big account with cult like devotion 👊😎

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given a long enough timespan every social media website will replicate psyop chat

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ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this man unambiguously indicated he had games on his phone

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this guy next

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I just arced THE dang pee

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my nasty ass penis (yup) has its own little nasty ass penis (uh huh)

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Just took a nasty ass poop

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Doing a kickflip with my damn dickey

Post like @lasergiant.bsky.social : What’s good p1mps!!

Apparently this is true again today?

You disappear for a day and there’s an entirely new person getting cancelled

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the weekend is Coming Soon. that means i'll be working on art and also have time to help artists build websites. if you're an artist and need a website let me know

You disappear for a day and there’s an entirely new person getting cancelled

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at the ettengermentum debate watch party left my beer unattended for several minutes, should i be worried?

X files alien with the power to heal anyone: you’re dying of lung cancer Cigarette smoking man: 🚬😠 you’re lying 🚬 that can’t possibly be true 🚬

Me on bluesky: you guys won’t believe the shit that’s happening in twitter 😂 Me on twitter: can you believe this shit happening on bsky 😂

Positive 😔✌️

Uh oh

I’m not against all AI because suddenly it’s “woke” to do so. I’m against all AI because my religion (the works of Frank Herbert) demand it

Narrator: on the last season of x files Mulder: this is big, Scully. If we don’t stop this the invasion WILL happen. [scene cut] Scully: *firing gun* [scene cut] Cigarette Smoking Man: I’ve had sex with hundreds of aliens 🚬😏

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Lemme know if you wanna commission some art this week I'm in a little bit of a financial bind. Venmo/CashApp @ rabidya

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i’m so scared of gen x that’s why i never say bad stuff about them. they won’t hesitate to email you a pdf containing a link to the offspring’s The Kids Aren't Alright on youtube

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*voice reverberating in your mind* put your hand in the box, dude

Sexually Suggestive

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Get therapy dude

If I was mad max I would have simply chilled the fuck out

Mad max the. Chode warrior

If I was mad max I would have simply chilled the fuck out

Um you didn’t fave me bro? I’m reporting you to the courtesy police 🫵

this is gonna be lit