Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
evil sorcerer on red eye flight be like- how can you clap for the landing when you have no hands?
*passengers’ hands fall off & they all start screaming*
Kind of messed up that canes are the only item for disabled people they put swords inside. They should put swords in closed captioning devices. They should put swords in seeing eye dogs
people like to make fun of horse girls but
regular brushings to maintain improved health of my skin and coat
and extra oats in my feed bag
actually sound kinda nice with it tbh
People used to have to deal with the same horrors for weeks or months at a time
Very rarely will you ever catch a stale horror anymore
New horror every day is the new norm now
