About to grill up some brats for lunch. Went outside and turned on my grill while I defrosted the brats slightly Cam back to the grill and was about to toss them on, when I noticed I had already grilled something... There was a grilled slug on the grate I airfryed my brat.
A good way to remember how to use traffic circles...
If you're on the right side of the road, then you're in the right.
If you're on the left side of the road, then you're an idiot (or British... or a British idiot)
PROTIP: If you're trying to find the LCD Soundsystem song where he talks about "All the Modern Lovers' tracks," Googling "All the Modern Lovers Tracks" doesn't return that song but instead returns all the Modern Lovers tracks.
Oh, and "Losing My Edge," if you were curious
Don't you just hate it when your Saturday nights are ruined because your friends want some delicious seaweed nori snacks, but the only packages are non-portable? AND non-slim?!?!
Well, do we have the product for you!!
I really dislike those cocky people walking around and going "You know what's awesome? Not getting hit by a minivan today!" "It sure is! High five!"
They won't let me join in on the fives (because of the Minivan Hit)
"Hey, I know this really cool hotel party! I can get us in too, we just have to crawl over the bodies of all our friends" - me, as an ant, trying to get friends to go to the Ant Hotel
