Kid Yossarian

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Some Democratic politicians and donors are talking about replacing Biden for the same reason people are trying to buy crypto as early as possible: If things change in a particular way, they think they'll be on top because they were the early adopters. Both are similarly dumb.

What about Biden ordering for loans to be forgiven and then ordering any records that could be used to undo the forgiveness to be destroyed? Is that possible?

I hate that the Supreme Court made me forget that it was Bobby Bonilla Day. Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate!

It seems pretty clear to me Biden should be running against Trump and SCOTUS and push to expand the court. He can hit them easily for being entirely lawless and given SCOTUS's low popularity, it seems like would be an effective move politically.

Conspiracy Theory I don't believe: The backtracking on Bruen by Conservatives in SCOTUS was because they didn't want the gun conviction against Hunter Biden to be overturned.

Naming my car "The Contrary" so it sounds like I'm going to argue with someone going on a rant rather than just drive away from them.

Today's intrusive thought: "Well, I like bread and butter I like toast and jam And I like John Henry He is a steel drivin' man"

Since Kynes was the leader of the Fremen, shouldn't they be called Lietcong?

Alchemist 1: You must be Heaven, bro. Alchemist 2: Why is that, bro? Alchemist 1: Because "As is above, so is my bro." Alchemist 2: Bro

Very short skit: A man stands at the edge of the Grand Canyon contemplating a hot dog in his hand. After a moment he tosses it in and watches it helicopter slowly downward.

D&D NPC Idea: Slaad king name Slaad-ad-Din.

If the verdict is Guilty, how long until the identities of the jurors are all over Truth Social.

Do not ask for whom the Baja Blasts. It Blasts for thee.

People are talking about what albums they cannot live without. I can live without any album. I can live without all albums. I guess I'm just built different (stronger).

It turns out that Silicon Valley liked "Dare To Be Stupid" so much that they decided to make AI that can create even more scenarios to put into it.

D&D Character Idea: Evil Druid that wants to cast Awaken on random animals to curse them with Sentience.

I have one about Meleager that's a sick burn.

I have a joke about Charon, but you have to pay first.

I have a joke about Cassandra, but no one wants to listen to it.

I have a joke about Autolycus, but I stole it.

I have a joke about Augeas, but it's really dirty.

I have a joke about Niobe, but it will make you cry.

I have a great joke about Astyanax that I can throw out there.

I've got an amazing joke about Ariadne 1/

I will have a joke about Galatea when I finished carving it out.

I have a joke about Helen but some asshole named Paris stole it

I have a joke about Echo, but I can only say it after someone else has.

I have a joke about Narcissus, but it does NOT reflect well on me

I have two jokes about Zetes and Calais, but they look exactly the same.

I have a joke about Oedipus, but it's a motherfucker.

I have a joke about Procne, but I can't seem to actually say it.

I have a joke about Philoctetes but it stinks

I have a joke about Butes that will leave you all abuzz.

I’ve got an amazing joke about Odysseus but it’s a bit of a journey

The only purpose to this is to be cruel to a child.

“That child — a second grader with autism at a North Carolina school — was ultimately pinned on the floor for 38 minutes, according to body camera video of the incident. At one point, court records say, the officer put his knee in the child's back.” www.cbsnews.com/news/hundred...

Handcuffs in Hallways: Hundreds of elementary students arrested at U.S. schoolswww.cbsnews.com Black children and kids with disabilities were disproportionately impacted, according to CBS News analysis of Education Department data.

A trial is an Arcane Ritual intended to summon forth a spirit of Justice. It does not always work. Or even usually work.

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