KimJongKiwi

people don’t speak Latin anymore because the Catholic Church doesn’t want people to know you can become the next pope by eating the current one. the laws are hidden and hard to translate, but I was there when they were written.

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the same thing we do every night Pinky. jack off and cry ourselves to sleep

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democratic action is the name of the macgyver shotgun that got Shinzo Abe

the electric chair would fix me

will somebody please put some tacks into my eyes?

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don’t shake hands with the lonely kids, cause I hear that shit’s contagious

yall know about the aliens building an atlantis in the indian ocean yet?

this place sucks. you all suck.

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i should have the power to beam my thoughts out to the whole planet to improve ideology and morale.

uh im listening to camp cope again

how to socialise & how to make friends

some violence is okay actually

me whenever I got CHVRCHES on