Dr. Zoggle

Now the guy’s got Nurbsy as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Nurbsy. Trouble with a waffle, he can go to Nurbsy. Trouble with the butter, syrup, blueberries he can call Nurbsy. But now the guy’s gotta come up with Nurbsy’s waffles every week, no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, waffles.

I don’t have a waffle maker. I AM the waffle maker

mayor of bluesky? but i’m only a doctor

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Thank god

being able to take an edible and have someone drive you to the store is pretty much peak excitement for me

good morning from Steve the Cat

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They called him Pennywise the Clown because he believed in sensibly investing in low-cost index mutual funds and ETFs

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I thought I liked going to the movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal for anyone to talk to me

imagine the guy who sat next to Dr. Pepper as they were getting a degree, they probably knew all sorts of shit about soft drinks

finally the dads at the hoa meeting won't pick on me

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I swear I'll get back to liking posts and interacting, it's been a hectic few weeks and I've been slacking on liking everyone's shit

new phone who dis

fixed the weed eater after it randomly stopped spinning my dad energy is off the charts

Steve the Cat, seen here in his goblin phase

why isn't anyone showering me with likes oh yeah I'm up at the crack of dawn, shitposting

sitting upstairs on my "computer" like a caveman, waiting around till this afternoon to get my phone fixed going a few days without a phone sure makes you realize how much you are addicted to that stupid little thing

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Steve the Cat has encountered an error and must be rebooted

phone is borked, stuck in a reboot cycle taking it in tomorrow, don't really want a new one but yeah might have to happen so doc is awol for a bit ✌️