Today I was recognized and
my kid asked someone walking in to the group, “Do you want an autograph?”
He replied, “No, thanks, I had coffee this morning.”
He confessed he thought she’d said affogato. But that’s going to be my go-to excuse for everything now.
“Kim! Want to head up the donations comittee?”
“No thanks. I had coffee this morning.”
“Can you get the numbers for logistics, Kim?”
“No thanks. I had coffee this morning.”
“Put some fucking pants on!”
“No thanks. I had coffee this morning.”
