My Dad: “That girl set the house on fire again. I gotta hand it to that spotty fella, though. He got his leg strapped on, got down here, put the fire out before there was hardly any damage. I’d make him dinner to say thank you but it’d have to be soup because he doesn’t have any teeth.”
Yes. The situation was tragic and ultimately horrific. Yes. I tried everything to help. Yes. Alcoholism and meth are hideous. But this one moment was pretty fuckin funny.
