This absolutely describes @diebooth.bsky.social. except he does sleep, I'm like almost 100% positive. But he is absolutely made of equal parts knives and glitter and we did share an exquisite scone experience one time
Die promised me cakes when I came to visit, like REAL English cakes. And admittedly this is not a cake but look at this absolute unit of a scone that we got. And also how cute we are.