kingchimp

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a methhead named kathy with shitstained drawers has moved into the parking lot of my work. will update on stuff she does throughout the week or so

american politics is so fucking broken we can’t even properly be mad about SCOTUS. There’s too much infighting to get anything done

return to a monarchy anyone?

i’m amazed no one has shot morrisey yet

after learning that JRR Tolkien based the Orks off of british football fans, the shadow of mordor games become way funnier

i think a witch has put a hex on me

i think julian assange should be set free and continued to run wikileaks

too autistic for social interaction not autistic enough to be confident in what I do just autistic enough to be completely fucking embarrassed of my myself in public

a stroke would fix me

*takes huge hit of weed vape* happy memory day or whatever

i feel clinically insane what the hell

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