Why you shouldn't let Ricky write the Christmas episode: you get monsters, mayhem, misanthropy, melancholia, murders, and mangled music. (Vidcaps from FARSCAPE "Terra Firma")
A snowman is found as a hat, scarf, coal eyes, tangerine nose, and coal buttons in a pile of melted snow. Suspicion falls on the global oil and gas cartel, happy that their profits are rising even faster than the global average temperature.
A teapot collector is found with rigor mortis set in during the kapotasana yoga pose. Suspicion falls on Upton Snodsbury’s newt collector, frightened that a new library might threaten the end of The Economist.
A former male porn star who's fallen on hard times is found gored by a bull. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Mere’s bridge club, disturbed that a violent sub-culture might threaten the local community orchestra.
The village’s bespectacled creationist is found crushed in a dark satanic mill. Suspicion falls on Little Worthy’s candid photographer, worried that guerilla tactics by activist groups might threaten plots from this bot that actually make sense.
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An ancient mariner is found with a crushed skull from an empty coke bottle dropped from a light plane. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Cicely’s funeral directors, obsessed that the closure of the arts and crafts gallery might threaten to expose a web of sex, blackmail and lies.
An embattled councillor is found murdered with a poisoned toothpick. Suspicion falls on Causton’s ennui society, worried that owls might threaten Brexit negotiations concerning the memory of Len Goodman.
A local linguist is found poisoned with hair dye. Suspicion falls on Martyr Warren’s tech bro, deeply concerned that unseen pigs might threaten traffic chaos in Causton.
An undecided quantum information theorist is found beaten to death with slide projector. Suspicion falls on Bow Clayton’s retired sunset watchers, frightened that the rise of artificial intelligence might threaten to cover a Tory MP’s wife’s Land Rover with graffiti.
