Kristine Simon 🍀

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Kristine Simon 🍀

@kristinesimon.bsky.social

Homesick GenX Texan living on the best coast. Dark humorist, futurist, nerdist, college footballist, all around bandwagoner and lover of the spectacle, especially F1 and live music.
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My old favorite 🐦 past time was complaining about poor airline service… Alaska Airlines for some reason wouldn’t add my TSA to ny boarding pass, it’s literally been since 20010 since I went through the regular TSA line… they suck, that’s all.
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Does anyone have DJT protest song playlist? Asking for a friend (me) driving their boat through a floatilla in Newport Harbor.
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My daughters friend from Jr High and High School committed suicide this weekend. She and I are very distraught, she was sweet, kind, beautiful, smart and everything, I am sad. Trust me, I love you and there’s light at the end of every tunnel 988lifeline.org
988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline988lifeline.org
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If you win 3 F1 races in a row you should have to race the next one in a Nissan Micra.
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We need to reverse this by having Congress pass a law requiring manufacturers to accept their packing returned back by consumers. Manufacturers would then be responsible for recycling it. Inspected by the Feds & fined for not complying.
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💔 The Coca-Cola Company was responsible for 11% of branded waste, followed by PepsiCo (5%), Nestlé (3%), Danone (3%), and Altria/Philip Morris International (2%). The top companies produce food, beverage, or tobacco products. www.innovationnewsnetwork.com/direct-link-...
Direct link between plastic production and plastic pollution revealedwww.innovationnewsnetwork.com A new study has revealed that just 56 companies can be traced to more than half of global branded plastic pollution.
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Stephen A.: Cowboys should consider drafting Dak's replacement … and I concur #DalllasCowboys
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The Country Club - New Orleans Drag Brunch with 14 beautiful ladies. We are here for the bride! Barbie’s Big Easy Bachelorette #HiBarbie
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All of y’all calling for UConn to destroy Bama act like it’s football. We are happy to be in the final four, and I’m pulling for the underdog 🏀 #RollTide
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@dannybaram.bsky.social found you! Nice to see someone from the other side of the little blue bird
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I love Sainz! Go Ferrari, go 🏎️💨 #F1
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Listening to Texas Monthly’s true crime podcast, S1E1 Shane and Sally talks about the Satanic Panic of the 80’s in Texas. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 😈👿
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Why Dak's contract is hurting Cowboys' offseason … or just hurting Dallas’ ability to get to a Super Bowl 🏈⭐️
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Happy St Patricks Day ☘️🤩🇮🇪
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@Forbes: How ‘Drive To Survive’ Turned F1 Into The Real Housewives Of Monte Carlo https://t.co/l5YzfiYVdI
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Space exploration is at a turning point as more countries and companies shoot for the stars. So, who makes the rules in space? In today's episode, we explore the new rules and guidance of space exploration. Listen here 🎧: pod.link/73329284
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Sad to see Sainz out for his appendix 😔 hope he heals quickly. Great chance for Ollie Bearman in the #Ferrari #F1 cheering for Leclerc in the meantime
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Dak Prescott 'confident' on contract resolution with Cowboys, fans want to move on. Ok it’s me, I want to move on from Dak #DallasCowboys 🏈#NFL
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🍽️ Roasted Cauliflower and Garlic Soup turned out better than expected with some minor adjustments; dash of truffle oil, more roasted garlic, homemade chicken stock and teaspoon of hot horseradish served with dollop of cream fraiche and chives. . cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1025...
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Put together this flower arrangement of Pink Tulips today and to make it festive added peeps 🐥… got home and half of the peeps were missing 😳💐
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Happy Birthday to brother, and Happy Texas Independence Day 🎇
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I love Sainz at Ferrari ❤️ can we keep him 🏎️
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Attempted to recreate my “award winning chili” 🌶️ and it was outstanding! Texas Chili made with 4lbs of beef, 7 different kinds of chilies, beer, and coffee. Zero beans or tomato but a ton of spice. Inspired by The Homesick Texan www.homesicktexan.com/more-precise... Lisa inspires me 🍽️❤️🙌🏻
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