Lee Benfield

@lab27.bsky.social

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Retro fan, some time hobby reverse engineer, author of CFR java decompiler and random other pointless rubbish.

https://www.benf.org

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Don't ever change, gpt.

Having a *terrible* morning (exogenous to work/coding) In work. Commit code. Hash : beed6dead Ok universe stop now.

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It is wonderful that no matter who we are, race, religion, number of appendages, we are all united by a single cry: NO I DO NOT WANT TO BLOODY ENABLE STICKY KEYS

In conversation: Them: "If you add a teaspoon of honey to a bucket of crap, you have a bucket of crap. If you add a teaspoon of crap to a bucket of honey, you have a bucket of crap." Me: Weeeeeeeellll have you see the FDA guidelines? www.pennlive.com/news/2024/01...

Your coffee has poop in it, and other disgusting things the FDA allows in foodwww.pennlive.com You don't even want to know what they will allow in your peanut butter.

I grew up on these streets.

I Grew Up on These Streets 💾 🐒🏝️

Every now and then, I start to suspect that the emails from linkedin are just a little formulaic. Wakey wakey campers, rise and shine, but don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there!

Once again, I wonder about the debauchery of 70s Guildford / Romford.

Almost tempted to take a year off and try and get my laptop running Linux successfully. HOW IS HIBERNATE A HARD THING?

Why the sudden flurry of "open followback" (engagement farming) posts? Did the bots wake up?

CeX *HOW MUCH!!??* of the day... Should have held onto the lid games I guess.......

I'm watching an (otherwise good) procedural. They just raided the bomber's house and found a CIRCUITRY PLAN.

The kids at work have never heard of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and this makes me unspeakably sad.

I don't think Adele is listening.

To the first non-awful-weather weekend of the year!

Ooh 900 new levels dropped! (Yes I found a bunch of old cds....)

I want to know what I did to get selected for this advert.

Great Enemy Felled (At the Albert Hall)

THE COFFEE MUST FLOW. (a tale in 3 pictures)

..... a butcher for money And any old moo-sic will do....

Repton

In the endless battle against shedMice, score another one for mickey.

Urge to create a herb company called "thyme bandits"

I'd like to take a moment to thank the person who called a type dnum64, and made it take 9 bytes.

The Internet has ruined me

Android owner blocks ads with Wooden toothpick! News at 11!

..... walks in to little local hardware shop on the off-chance: "do you have a cooks blowtorch?" "Of course we do - how else would you do a creme brulee?!" Arkwright has nothing on these guys.

I don't understand how so much mud can come off one dog.