I don't know what the rest of the world is up to, I spent my Sunday morning going down a research rabbit hole (heh) and now I can tell you all about the world's most rare species of rabbit.
(The Enderby Island rabbit, icyww.)
I said to my spouse, "Do you know what year rabbits were introduced to Australia?" and he very confidently gave me the CORRECT ANSWER.
It was a total guess, he can't tell me a single other thing about rabbits, and now he's going to reference that one moment of brilliance until he dies.
So I said to him, "You know the other morning when you asked if I was sitting on your jacket? And I said I wasn't? Turns out I was sitting on it after all."
That put him in his place. He's lucky I'm not *wearing* his jacket.
