Leigh Harlen (Birch)

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Horror writer living on Duwamish land/Seattle, crocheter, and autistic queer trans nonbinary goblin prince. Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc.
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https://findyourfamiliar.bigcartel.com/

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Anya stole the puppy's bed while he was scampering. SHE is the baby now

Unsure how he feels about this turn of events

That's definitely what he was most famous for alright

PIRANHA VS SHARK WHO WILL WIN

Got Anya a nice new orthopedic bed but apparently she thinks she got a really big new pillow

a very comfy lad

What a great prompt for a little teaser 🧶

Taxidermy can be magic.

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Kingfisher & Wombat

being a puppy is very tiring

Singing "he has an itsy bitsy teenie weenie pink and polka dotted peenie" while waiting for my son to pee. I am an adult

How am I even supposed to do anything at all with this nonsense happening

this does not look particularly comfortable, sir

Luckily I've got you covered for both so you don't have to choose

#TeamCapybara

Capybaras Are the New Axolotlsnymag.com The giant but cuddly South American rodent is the new status stuffed animal.

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Hillary Monahan

I'm trying to convince me new son that it's rude to bite people's beards. He sleeps the sleep of the guiltless

He's less a dog and more a bouquet of legs

My coworker doesn't understand personal space

I'll return to posting other things eventually but right now this is Polaris' bluesky account

Y'all, being a puppy is just really exhausting

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Fiasco the cat

POLARIS KILLED A KILLER WHALE SO HIMS A KILLER KILLER

Leggy leggy

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Leigh Harlen (Birch)

Step one. Proximity achieved

Things Polaris likes 1. Anya 2. Anya 3. He really likes Anya 4. Cuddles 5. Being read to 6. Beard biting

Weed dog has the munchies but we didn't bring enough treats to the park

The fearsome beast ensuring the orca doesn't escape

Hello internet, please meet my new son. His name is currently Sailor but that will likely change. He is a ball of sleep and chaos and perfection

I realized none of my pictures really captured Baby Black Phillips' large huggableness. So here he is pictured with Anya. He was quickly removed because she would sell her soul and mine for a single kibble

You can put in a bid on baby Black Phillip or this extremely goth drawstring dice (or whatever) bag made by me! That is, if thou wouldst like to live deliciously.

It barely took us two hours to hit $40,000! We are, as always, overwhelmed with joy and also anticipation for how many more amazing things we have to share with you! http://auction.roman...

oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now sciencetimes.com/articles/509...

Cognify: Revolutionary Prison Concept Uses AI and Brain Implants to Fast-Track Criminal Rehabilitationsciencetimes.com Discover how AI and brain implants are transforming rehabilitation. Read more on Cognify's innovative prison concept now!

Poor girl's been hitting the books hard

New problematic "women and non-binary people" phrasing just dropped

We uh might have too many books. This isn't even all of them lol