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ex-Lethality Jane

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"some kind of maniac"
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I'll give the dog-eating rapist with brain worms this: "I won't take sides on 9/11" is the funniest campaign position
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me when I look at the election news
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US politics never beating these allegations
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Watching Oppenheimer on Amazon Prime
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The hockey commentary on this film is the best tbh
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One way to avoid another Lewinsky scandal is to only elect presidents with erectile dysfunction
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Need an Edna Mode in the life of every terminally online liberal who is going through hysterics right now
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"How did we end up with two old guys". Well, 52% of registered voters are over the age of 50 and older people are much more likely to actually vote in elections.
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My husband and I watched the first episode of that Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders docuseries on Netflix and I want to give Victoria a hug. Honey. Move out of your mom's house, get a therapist, and get literally any other job. You are so beautiful and talented, and this life is destroying you.
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Have I mentioned that I do not miss Fort Carson
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Someone who knows more pride flags than I do help me, I must know which pride flag colors J.T. Brown mistook for being a Vancouver Canucks fan
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Blame Spotify, they've been heavily pushing Chappell Roan songs to every woman with a Taylor Swift song in her playlists
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Me the 90th time a "um actually Cabaret is supposed to be disturbing to watch" take crosses my social media feed
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Hockey TikTok has opinions on Inside Out 2 and honestly I love all of them
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Justin Timberlake's "friends" are trying to "ACAB, amirite" his way into sympathy about his DUI arrest
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But since it's back in the theatre discourse world again, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I do not care for Cabaret.
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Ready to be accused of queerbaiting by the too online Youngs for wearing birkenstocks during pride month
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The Dragon Age fandom this week
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Just everything around Padme's birth scene, from the pristine whites with no visible bodily fluids to her losing the will to live. It's just overwhelmingly clear that George Lucas knows absolutely zero about how mammals give birth.
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"My experience at the DMV in my blue state must be the experience in every blue state" ah yes and only conservatives in red states think in logical fallacies
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I remember someone being mad on here or Twitter or wherever "why don't people just drive minivans if they have a lot of kids, there is no excuse to own a SUV" and I just want that person to know that there are 533 used SUVs with third row seating in my area for sale and only 13 available minivans.
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Bumblebees were out in force around the clover on my lawn today.
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They've got her locked up in the attic like Bertha Rochester
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My 17 month old's first coloring project
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I will accept my children if they are gay, I will accept them if they are trans, but if they join an experimental music group in college and expect me to attend performances I may have to cut them off. There are limits.
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Gen Z has learned that the term "Stan" comes from an Eminem song and they're in denial
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I feel like I'm not supposed to say this because there's a ton of pressure to make people less afraid of hospice care but..... there are some pretty sketch hospices out there.
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"No, see, easy mistake - I said 'locker up', like go to the locker room. It's a very common expression. More and more people are using this expression, so many people tell me 'locker up'. It's a beautiful phrase. The most beautiful phrase."