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Matthew Brotman

@limatt.bsky.social

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me. Mets, Giants, Tottenham, Real Madrid
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Two #Colombia goals in the first 15 minutes, my hearing is gone already. 🇨🇴 #CopaAmerica
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Anyway, on to the important business of the day. #Colombia #CopaAmerica
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England Wins Penalty Shootout Shock #Euro2024
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You would think the Switzerland manager would have a nicer watch. #Euro2024
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Shaqiri goes for the Olimpico, and almost gets it. #Euro2024
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Golazo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #Euro2024
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If you can’t outrun 68-year-old Pepe, you have a problem. #Euro2024
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There are four active players who have won six Champions League titles. Three of them are playing in this game. Dani Carvajal, Nacho Fernandez, Toni Kroos. (The fourth is Luka Modrić.) #Euro2024
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Three passes *after* the keeper was caught out of the net. Shoot the puck, Barry! #USMNT
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I think that’s the first time I’ve seen a shootout end in the minimum six shots. #Euro2024
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Of course, this means the penalty shootout loss is back on the menu #Euro2024
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Ballondoringham! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #Euro2024
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George Russell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏁 #F1
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The sound you heard was a million Gen Xers screaming “FUCK *YOU,* JAMIROQUAI.”
Finding out Jamiroquai dated Winona Ryder but dumped her for having breasts that are too big and being too horny is literally sending me