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The sacred lore is being passed down. waise up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depawt fwom it, saith homestar hey strong bad, batman. thanks for coming over. thanks for breaking my cow lamp. Raised by a cup of coffee "Homestarrunner.net - it's dot com!" What am I doing with my life?!
I'm thinking about getting into... Male modeling! The way my mouth just contorted with joy. Think I won the Powerball~ Moving into this mascot costume is the coolest, least locking-myself-out-of-my-house-inest decision I’ve ever made! Please, please, PLEASE tell me they said:
"Here stupid, I brought you some stuff!" Where their hats are at?!
(This is great, absolutely love Homestar Runner being shared with the kids of now!) HEY STWONG BAD, I BWOUGHT BACK YOW FONDUE POT Better watch out. Next thing you know they'll be throwing light switch raves! or just looking at a thing in a bag. Yes! Sharply focused artistry, like tropical lazor beams! 
