Sometimes my kid will be reading one of my comics from my childhood collection from the 90’s and the ad on the back will DEBILITATE ME WITH NOSTALGIA and also a deep yearning for an ultra koosh.
Three kooshes for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven kooshes for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine kooshes for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One, the Ultra Koosh, for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
