Madeley: MAYBE STARMER SHOULD OFFER DAVID TENNANT A MEETING IN WHICH TO ENGAGE WITH HIS FUCKING VIEWS, HOW ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKING BOLLOCKLESS PINT OF PISS

MAYBE STARMER SHOULD OFFER DAVID TENNANT A MEETING IN WHICH TO ENGAGE WITH HIS FUCKING VIEWS, HOW ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKING BOLLOCKLESS PINT OF PISS

ah yes, the two genders

Alt text properly made me laugh.

That's what it's for, right?

I did enjoy the joke but also no it is not.

Meeting a beloved actor or a deranged has-been writer Ooh that's a tough one!

Maybe Starmer should take a long walk off a short pier. Maybe we should hide Starmer in an undisclosed location and dress up Michael Sheen to play him for the next five years, he can play anybody.

Michael Sheen also has the advantage of actually possessing strong political convictions instead of rolled-up opinion polls where a spine should be

I want someone to play Starmer as the "tough DPP who personally smashed criminal gangs with his bare hands and is itching to do it again" but I dunno which actor (Jason Statham?)

Exit line (after smashing criminal gang members with his bare hands) "Me old man woz a tool maker, and doncha forget it, ya scum!"

"I know a li'l summink about tools," he says, slowly retrieving a spanner from his bag. "Me old man taught me. He taught me a lot of things." -brutally caves the perp's skull in-

😄😄

Mr T.

I'd get Chris Barrie to play him, reprising his Gordon Brittas role.

Quite.

I needed to see this.

👍👌

You are right and you should say it

It’s pretty simple. 💰

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