Maddie: Trying out quantum entanglement as a new excuse for why I’m running late to work

Trying out quantum entanglement as a new excuse for why I’m running late to work

Train was late. Spooky action at a distance on the tracks

Turns out - ha ha - you can predict either speed/direction of travel OR position, so when someone watched me pass them on the highway today I wound up on the wrong road, and-

Lmao

Good luck with that!!

My Schrodinger's wrist watch ⌚️... working/not working

I'd like to hear the whole argument.

"Someone measured my speed and my position became confused."

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