Maddie

@madrigal.bsky.social

1997

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I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times

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Showing that I am useful by create urgent problems that need immediate solving 😌

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One time a cop pulled me over and saw how many napkins I had in my car and asked “are you a delivery driver?” and I lied and said yes.

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Thegn once again demanding a danegeld of poultry and silver. Getting sick of this shit. My fucking horrible son Aethylwld is hungry and i refuse to make another if he expires.

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I had a lot of wine. And then. I started talking about the horse. images.

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Hyundai Cilantro

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The Devil’s Icéd Coffee (5 p.m) is assailing me with foul temptation

Oh yeah here’s the final

Dusting off the ol atelier training. Trying to find my way between classical and contemporary, which is … challenging! This is a work in progress. Will hopefully finish tomorrow!

Slowly sauntering to deliver some packages, but taking a very blurry proof of delivery photo so it looks like I’ve been absolutely flying the entire time

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These guys are trying to be taken so seriously with those eyebrows but I just can’t

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When I’m rinsing beans and a rogue escapes into the sink, I don’t always say, “Oh no, my precious bean!” But I always think it

Dusting off the ol atelier training. Trying to find my way between classical and contemporary, which is … challenging! This is a work in progress. Will hopefully finish tomorrow!

got my first “hello beautiful 🌹” spam dm, what a momentous day 🥲 logging this so it can be accurately reflected in the timeline of my life

Balloon Girl update

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turning in almost 2/3 of the flour in a heavily taped-up bag and receiving a 12lb ruggedized compaq from the clinton administration

my job gave me a sack of flour to carry around for a week before they gave me a laptop

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STEVE HARVEY: We asked 100 maniacs this disgusting question

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just as the prophesy foretold

Calling my boss “charts” (e.g. “what up, charts!”) until he stops showing me charts. It’ll take a while, but I believe in the plan.

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Everyone complains that nothing is built to last anymore and then 3M gives us all these forever chemicals and people start complaining they're going to last too long? Fickle!

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"Rise and grind.” The amulet grows heavier. "Let's make that bread." Its string singes the nape of my neck. “Grindset mindset ‘til sunset.” I lose widening swaths of time, awaken in the woods.

Calling an all hands to show an unlabeled graph where the line goes up and to the right. Will not say what. Nor when or how. But I am saying it has to be done or you’re toast.

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[actually measuring out 1/4 cup of shredded cheese] oh my god no

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Reply to

girl with the Jean Seberg hair

It makes me cry every time

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When you pick up your drink and the coaster comes with it and then falls on the floor: thanks for embarrassing me in front of everyone. I look like an idiot

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Oh boy a compliment sandwich aw dang it's got criticism in it

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The full Moon tonight is called the Flower Moon and it’s the last full Moon of spring if you even care

showing my coworker my false bottom drawer with my secret flask filled with chipped up tums

long time poster, first time reader

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Thank you, WikiHow