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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 1 mo
I'm the one whose death is overdetermined:
Avatar The Inevitable Rina (they/them) @rinahaenze.bsky.social · 1 mo
Who would you be in a horror movie? I'd be the one who dies at the very beginning before the story even starts to give a nice spooky opening to the whole thing.
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Democrat To Be Named Later.bsky.social @unnameddemocrat.bsky.social · 1 mo
I'm the one who smugly derides everybody's credulity about this silly legend. (Ripped to pieces at about the 45-minute mark.)