MamaCoffeeCat

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Her/She like the chocolate

Queer with an NBN connection and a camera.

slut servicing SEQ

📍 so called Queensland

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This one page kills so many people when you're too desperate and exhausted to do anything else but the EAP... Then they ask you to log in... No. Sorry. I don't have the energy for that. Bye.

Trans pick up lines be like "hey doll, I come with a 400 page technical manual" Wet. As. The. Pacific.

Today is the day that earthseed the book of the living by Octavia Butler begins

You thought I was joking

transgender tradition from old country is dis. At end of the month of pride, one must watch old anime of princess or cyberspace and solder a board of circuit

Is this anything or am I high on the crop top panties pj combo for nothing?

Sexually Suggestive

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

FYI the home covid tests don't work anymore. 3 last week, 4 this week. All neg. 2 swab PCR test this week strong positive.

What are these berries? Dog ate some – Sydney, Australia

What are these berries? Dog ate some – Sydney, Australia https://www.allforgardening.com/895450/what-are-these-berries-dog-ate-some-sydney-australia/ What are these berries? Dog ate some – Sydney, Australia by hamyoh1

What are these berries? Dog ate some – Sydney, Australiawww.allforgardening.com What are these berries? Dog ate some - Sydney, Australiaby hamyoh1

what the fuck

Haha I'm running a fever again. Weeeee.

It's 32 in my room and I can't stop shaking uncontrollably. Is this a spiked drink or am I just sick as?

What does it say about society that I would happily pay $100 for somebody to just cuddle me and pet my head and literally nothing else

I've slept in cabins north of the Arctic circle that were warmer than Queenslanders in winter

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hypnosis? don't you mean... ✨ faggot magic ✨

"are you a boy or a girl" I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon, place two cards face down, and end my turn.

“are you a boy or a girl” okay professor oak, are you gonna give me my starter pokemon or not?

Accidentally got estrogen cream in my ear last week My wax problem is gone but now my ear smells like pussy Dear body, What the hell

I know I've adapted to Australia because my reaction to a 5cm long roach flying on my face while on the city cat is to brush my body off calmly saying "fuck off fuck off" before calling it a dickhead as it crawls under a chair

Am alive. Am ehhhh..... Please fuck me unconscious

Fuck you mate, I've got Chinese in one ear l, the Qur'an in the other, and 4 seperate videos per eye on my Quest 3

i’m on another level, y’all will never understand

Aussie gals be all 😏 Aussie nb pals be like 😏 Aussie guys be like

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE SHEEP ARE ELECTRIC, IF THEY'RE RECHARGED FROM A COAL POWERED GRID THEY'RE JUST COAL POWERED WITH EXTRA STEPS!

Most sheep are electric, you rarely see the coal powered sheep anymore, always a treat

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Holy fuck dude got hella killed for blowing the whistle what the fuck 🫠 outright said he wouldn’t kill himself and that if anything happened to him, it’s not suicide. DOJ investigation when tho 👁️

Lesbians only want one thing and it's

Happy international womens day. Get railed in a sun dress.

'You can use sex as a replacement for dilating' just gave me an excuse to be an even more annoying slut

I'm a fucking Dark Souls boss of pussy Bitches gotta tag team to satisfy my endless need

Im also scared of living I haven't been scared of dying for years

I'm scared of living.

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Cis people don’t really get this but being trans can be fun, beautiful and exciting. It’s not defined by suffering. Even if there’s a lot if it. I don’t hate myself. I’m proud of who I am.