Orpheus Condescending: Twitter Bird ’s defunct who used to have a watersmooth-silver juggernaut & break 12345 postsjustlikethat Jesus it was a handsome site and what i want to know is how do you like your Bluesky boy Mister Douche

Twitter Bird ’s defunct who used to have a watersmooth-silver juggernaut & break 12345 postsjustlikethat Jesus it was a handsome site and what i want to know is how do you like your Bluesky boy Mister Douche

this is incredible

e. e. cummings did the hard work. I just bastardised the shit out of it. 😉

Really well done. Succeeds in all the places too many poetry takeoffs would fail.

Thank you. I try.

the goat headed rocket boy

Hi, Kip. What do you mean?

Sculpture of Elon Musk riding the rocket...

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This $600,000 half human, half goat statue honors Elon Musk | CNN Businesswww.cnn.com A group of cryptocurrency entrepreneurs from Elon GOAT Token built this statue featuring Elon Musk’s head attached to a goat’s body sitting on a rocket. The group said this $600,000 creation is to...

Fucking gross. 😳 WHY do so many people idolize that Edison wannabe? I say Edison, because Tesla is rolling in his fucking grave at being associated with that charlatan.

Nothing that starts with “a group of cryptocurrency entrepreneurs” is going to end well.

"Greatest of all time? I just thought he reminded me of a barnyard animal, with his lack of class and mental capacity!" 😂😂😂

Word.

These people 😩😩😩😩

Nah, Tesla was 80% charlatan himself. He managed to be right about alternating current but the rest was puffery or pipe dreams. I hold no brief for the tenets of Thomas Edison but I can’t think of anyone more appropriate to pick up Nikola Tesla’s vaporous mantle than Emerald Pants.

Be the centaur strapped to a rocket by crypto currency enthusiasts you want to see in the world.

Same energy

Haha yes

Good Lord. I swear, I had no idea.

Hah! Madness. Thanks. I didn’t know about the statue. I did figure it referred to Himself but was confused because the specific phrase is exactly the sort that would have wrecked your pastiche, since it doesn’t rhythmically fit anywhere in cummings’s original schema.

Different poem. "in just spring"

WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING NAME OF FUCK IS THAT?

elon as the goat footed balloon man. But I like these other responses better.

rocket boy and balloon man have the same number of syllables, but the stresses don't fall in the same places. oop.

All I can say in reply is: eeee, eeeee, i'm cumming!

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