If you want to POST ALT Text - upload your image, then CLICK it - a space appears and you type your text there. Simple. Set it up as a default in your Setting, that way you never have to think about it:
settings > accessibility > require alt-text for images
You are very generous to wish those who bug you to crudely sexually intercourse themselves! I am not that generous. Love to you this day, MSOC— you are an original work of art ( accept no substitutions)!
My mom had been estranged from her family for many years. Mom was on her deathbed with terminal cancer when one of her sisters called. I was there, answered the phone, told mom who it was.
Mom: “Why would I want to talk to that bitch?”
(That's my son in the profile pic, playing for Michigan State. But he's in grad school now, he doesn't play anymore - so I am free to go back to rooting for MY TEAM. HAIL TO THE VICTORS VALIANT, MOFO.)
You could also tell someone to go fuck themselves with a bag of dicks. It’s a very versatile collection of words.
As for the selfie, absolutely smoldering.