Can't sleep
Got 8 new anxieties
Also thought I was having a hot flash and was like "THIS IS IT, PERIMENOPAUSE, AS WAS PROPHESIED" but actually it was the cat trying to climb into my t-shirt to sleep pressed against my back
Dude
Boundaries
I was like "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE INSIDE MY SHIRT" and he said *I* was inside a shirt and applying an unfair double standard by not letting him do the same