Premee Mohamed: Can't sleep Got 8 new anxieties Also thought I was having a hot flash and was like "THIS IS IT, PERIMENOPAUSE, AS WAS PROPHESIED" but actually it was the cat trying to climb into my t-shirt to sleep pressed against my back Dude Boundaries

Can't sleep Got 8 new anxieties Also thought I was having a hot flash and was like "THIS IS IT, PERIMENOPAUSE, AS WAS PROPHESIED" but actually it was the cat trying to climb into my t-shirt to sleep pressed against my back Dude Boundaries

This is breaking and entering. Another charge for his list of crimes.

I was like "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE INSIDE MY SHIRT" and he said *I* was inside a shirt and applying an unfair double standard by not letting him do the same

……hmmmmm COULD he have a point tho

NO ONE OCCUPANT PER SHIRT, THAT'S THE RULE

But

I'm not letting him see that!!

Fiasco is so good at logic

I would be the Peri Prophet except I can’t tell what’s the ‘pause and what’s the *goddamn pharmaceutically-induced heat sensitivity*

Bodies are a scam, where are all the option menus

Needs more sliders in the heads-up display too, maybe they’ll be added in the next dev update 🫠

Well, all of this 💚

greetings from my part of Australia, where it is currently some cold wintery frosty bullshit but I still have hot flushes at night, because perimenopause truly does not care about "weather" or "climate" or "ffs, I have to get up at 6:15"

Oof. Which is worse - summer when you're already melting, or winter where you've got 3 doonas on?

Kitty!! 😅😅🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 I hope the anxieties subside soon 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Cat scoffs at boundaries Cat knows better Must help insulate beetle carapace against the not-warm

I am totally embracing the aging process with all its whims

When I wake up hot, my side of the bed is literally drenched and I have to air it out while I change. It’s awful.

Ha! The pre menopause, menopause & wait for the post menopause, usually 10 yrs after

[backspaced 8 different perimenopause jokes, I couldn't decided on one]

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