Matt Seybold: This thread has achieved that stage of vitality on Twitter where randos lecture me about Mark Twain fACtS.

This thread has achieved that stage of vitality on Twitter where randos lecture me about Mark Twain fACtS.

Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9

Hey Libtard, it’s hilarious that you don’t even know Mark Twain wasn’t even his real name! 🤣🤣🤣

Yep. You’re ready for X.

I’ve never been so flattered/insulted in my life.

You should compile all this vital knowledge and start a podcast

🤣

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