Megan Carpentier: Ways I have killed spotted lanternfly nymphs so far: A list. 1. Roach spray 2. Ant spray 3. Eos lavender deodorant spray 4. Aveda hair spray 5. Flip flop 6. Lawnmower 7. Ammonia 8. Rubbing alcohol and cedar oil 9. Smacking my own fucking head

Ways I have killed spotted lanternfly nymphs so far: A list. 1. Roach spray 2. Ant spray 3. Eos lavender deodorant spray 4. Aveda hair spray 5. Flip flop 6. Lawnmower 7. Ammonia 8. Rubbing alcohol and cedar oil 9. Smacking my own fucking head

10. Smacking one off my shoe with my hand. They’re gooier inside than you expect.

11. Lens cleaner and a magazine 12. Lysol and a flip flop

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