merritt k: welcome to bluesky! every week we do a fun little thing called the bone tithe. its a fun and mandatory way of bringing the community together by constructing a bone monster out of parts of everyones skeletons

welcome to bluesky! every week we do a fun little thing called the bone tithe. its a fun and mandatory way of bringing the community together by constructing a bone monster out of parts of everyones skeletons

and teeth DO NOT count for the bone tithe, the tooth levy is a different thing ENTIRELY

teeth teeth TEETH

*"Teeth" by 5 Seconds of Summer plays in the distance*

inside bones for the bone tithe *only*

I have questions.

Hang on, let me grab one of my teeth out... (had my wisdom teeth pulled a few months ago)

Well shit

finally a platform that cares about the community!

Hi do they have to be bones from our own bodies or can they be ones we have around the house

We don’t ask questions about where you got them :)

No one's actually been cancelled on here, they just got picked to contribute to the bone tithe

can I use the bone tithes for soup

'tis a gift to be simple, 'tis a gift to give bones

“Fun and mandatory” is my new favorite phrase

*to the tune of Cheese Tax* bone tithe, bone tithe, you gotta pay the bone tithe

great, now I have that song stuck in my head again

Does the use of the word tithe mean we have to give a tenth of our bones? If so do we get to chose which bones? This is important to me because I am more fond of some bones than others. Is it possible to give a tenth of each bone or does every bone have to be a complete bone? I have many questions.

merritt did you read Gideon The Ninth

You can have my skull

Is there weirdly strict legal contracts involved?

If there ain’t, I don’t want it

Does it have to be my skeleton or can I use someone else’s?

This was caught by the Positivity feed and let me just say I love that so much

Shit, I knew I should have moved to Idoneth

They call my Patella “Ol’ Sourpuss”

I'm running out of bones! 😃

youtu.be/HZHtqzvXdq4

Richard Dunn | Children Please Send Me Your Bonesyoutu.be "This is an emergency show."

Ohhh, no. No you don't Jared Hopworth. I'm not falling for this again.

Has anyone donated a stapes yet? I got a spare

As is written ‘They with no skeleton are most pure and pleasing to the monster’

Glory be given to the bone monster

It's like blue sky's burning man when you really think about it. We have to satiate the lich god

fuck yeah

Thank God I've been trying to pop my pinkie for two hours TAKE IT I CANT FUCKING DO THIS

but i already grave at the ossuary

bluesky community must not be doing well, still can’t buy a home depot skeleton

oh god... Oh GOD.. .

Is akin to building the Sinistar? Because that's how you get a Sinistar...

All I have is the old yeast jar full of my children’s lost teeth.

ya kin have a piece of m'skull.

Thank you for the kind welcome! When is the next bone tithe? Would hate to be late!

I'll donate a finger and a toe

blue sky scares me now

Dusty old bones, full of blue dust

every week, this gets harder and harder

The can be my bones but don’t have to be my bones right?

Is store-bought fine for this

Did I miss the one from this week? Would love to get in on it asap

It sounds rough but it's way easier than the Human Centipede Conga Line they do every Friday at Mammoth.

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